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Mugs, Towels, And Stranger Things

Not everything has to be worn. Some of the best-performing designs in the shop ended up on a mug that sits on a desk in an open-plan office, which is arguably more exposure than a shirt gets.

The mug on your desk works a full eight-hour shift.

Mugs are the sleeper hit. A shirt gets seen by strangers for a few minutes; a mug sits in a shared kitchen for years and starts a conversation roughly every time somebody new reads it.

Beyond that it gets less predictable, in a good way: beach towels, swim trunks, and boxer briefs — the last two matched deliberately, because someone was always going to ask. They make better gifts than most people expect, mostly because nobody sees them coming.

All printed to order in the United States, all original artwork. Sizes, colours and current pricing live on the Etsy listing.

Who buys these

Open-plan office guerrillas
Gift-buyers who want something nobody else brought
People who already own enough shirts

Printed to order in the United States. Caps are embroidered, not heat-pressed. Tees are soft cotton, hoodies are fleece, and a good message deserves a good medium. Sizing, colors and current pricing live on the Etsy listing.

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Checkout is on Etsy. Independent political commentary and satire — designs reference matters of public record and all artwork is original.

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